Every thought I had during episode 1 of the season 4 "You" Premiere:
1. I still don’t understand the Marienne plotline, he got obsessed with her when there was no buildup.
2. Justice for Love!
3. This is the last time? Was it not the past 1, 2, 3, 4 women???
4. “The only way he’ll feel her love again is if he goes to heaven, too.” Ooh, foreshadowing?
5. Wait, how did Joe get hired as a professor? Did I miss the part where he has a Ph.D.?
6. The way he says “I’m good at professoring.” Ew, gross. He’s so smug.
7. Professor Harding is hot and reminiscent of a young Hugh Grant IMO.
8. This soundtrack is banging.
9. “I’m in a Hugh Grant movie” - so they're aware they hired a Hugh Grant clone.
10. “Just books.” What a crock of sh*t.
11. Some slight voyeurism. Fun.
12. Hugh Grant-look-alike’s girlfriend better steer clear.
13. Okay, Hugh Grant look-alike is named Malcolm.
14. Why is Joe sh*tting on this guy so much?
15. Moka pot- okay pretentious king.
16. Noooo Joe don’t watch her!
17. Ew.
18. Sexually frustrated woman? As if he didn’t finish 2 seconds into sleeping with Beck. He may have forgotten, but I didn't.
19. Poor Marienne.
20. Joe is so creepy (old news I know).
21. “Are you a peeping tom Jon boy?” lmao.
22. Malcolm seems sharper than he lets on, I think he’s going to out-Joe Joe (I was wrong here).
23. Love a good socialite moment.
24. Joe needs to find a more original thought than hating rich people, like we get it.
25. What would Joe be without a victim complex?
26. I don’t like the hate on Sophie. A Harvard woman and an influencer? We love women who can do it all.
27. More than anything, Joe loves to be a wet sock.
28. Absinthe shots oh nooo. RIP.
29. Marienne looks majestic here.
30. Why would Joe reveal himself like that? That woman does not want you.
31. “Heads Will Roll” is a classic.
32. “The burden of our generation. Women believing women.” DISGUSTING. This man is no longer attractive.
33. Holy sh*t, holy sh*t, holy f*cking sh*t!!
34. Episode one and we already have a body? This season is going to be nuts.
35. I love that Joe just casually assumes he killed the guy.
36. Well, this is no longer a Hugh Grant movie, that’s for sure.
37. I’m so scared for Marienne, Joe is such a predator.
38. “I thought you’d be happy to see me.” WHAT?? I want whatever Joe is smoking.
39. *sitting with my jaw on the floor*
40. I don’t know what I was expecting to see but it wasn't a pierced "that" on my screen at 9 a.m.
41. EW. OH MY GOD. GAGGING.
42. This is way more graphic than previous seasons.
43. London, body parts and dumping them in sewage.. this feels like Jack the Ripper cosplay.
44. So is Love actually dead? I don’t want to accept that.
45. Maybe this writer guy is more like Joe than we know yet. We know there is a bigger wolf than Joe this season, can’t be Malcolm now, so maybe it’s the writer?
46. Why did Joe steal her necklace? Weird move.
47. “It’s done.” Who is this for???
48. Love that she is holding “Art.” by Ross King.
49. “You Americans and your fetish for work.” REAL.
50. That college looks like Royal Holloway.
51. Oh, that’s because it is.
52. *Screaming*. Joe is having his own “Pretty Little Liars” moment.
53. The makeup and outfits are everything. They’re giving “Hunger Games” Capital.
54. Wow this season is going to be doozy.