Eastern Conference
Tampa Bay Lightning
If you peaked a few years ago and now insist you're “still chill, just more low-key now." You bring up your glory days casually but often, and you still turn every conversation into a soft brag.
Florida Panthers
If you were ignored your whole life and now have a personal vendetta against everyone who overlooked you. You’ve got “told-you-so” energy baked into your DNA and are fueled by slights, real or imagined.
Washington Capitals
If you once partied way too hard in 2018 and now bring it up at every social event. You're the overachiever who keeps rewriting the rulebook just to prove you're still the boss.
Ottawa Senators
If you're the scrappy younger sibling who shows up uninvited, makes a scene and somehow pulls it off. You’re the human embodiment of “Didn’t think I’d make it this far, huh?”
Carolina Hurricanes
If you love a good inside joke, aggressively defend your group chat and will out-petty anyone who wrongs your friends. You're tight-knit, delightfully weird and always plotting just beneath the surface.
New Jersey Devils
If you’re the sarcastic friend who loves stirring the pot and absolutely believes in generational curses. You grew up around drama, inherited the attitude and now you’re trying to rebrand as edgy-but-lovable. It’s not working, but we respect the effort.
Western Conference
If you’re effortlessly good at things and make it so hard for people to like you because you know it. You like hiking, high altitudes and humbling your enemies. But beware: people are waiting for you to trip on your own swagger.
Edmonton Oilers
If you're quietly intense, effortlessly stubborn and never underestimate the power of passive-aggressive politeness. You thrive on low expectations, cold weather and proving people wrong just by showing up and staying weirdly consistent.
Dallas Stars
If you're always polished, suspiciously calm under pressure and thrive on proving people wrong with minimal effort. You’ve got big “unbothered until suddenly terrifying” energy, like a Bond villain in cowboy boots.
Vegas Golden Knights
If you're over-the-top, have never cooked a meal in your life and fully believe glitter is a lifestyle. You thrive in the spotlight, believe luck is a strategy and can’t resist the thrill of making things dramatic even if you’re just ordering takeout.
Los Angeles Kings
If your vibe is “washed-up heartthrob making a comeback” and you wear sunglasses indoors unironically. You're cool, calculated, love a dramatic rebrand and still talk about 2012 like it was yesterday.
Minnesota Wild
If you're humble, outdoorsy and oddly okay with being overlooked. You believe in effort over flash, loyalty over logic and that “pretty good” is basically elite.
St. Louis Blues
If you're fueled by spite, barbecue and the memory of that one time everyone doubted you and you made them pay. You may not always be flashy, but you’re gritty, scrappy and quietly waiting for the next chance to yell, "I told you this was going to happen!"
